Like a needy partner who calls you 10 minutes after a text, Duolingo began sending me emails when I didn't respond to the notifications. I watched in horror as a mobile phone app went through the stages of grief in its attempt to get me back. Like a spurned lover, Duolingo began messaging me incessantly, via increasingly aggressive notifications begging for my return. If Duolingo sent me a message saying I'd been knocked off my top spot, I'd return like an idiot scorned and go nuclear on anyone who dared challenge my Duolingo supremacy. I wouldn't leave until the entire Sapphire league had been reduced to ash. I, by contrast, was getting my kicks from obliterating innocent men, women and children on Duolingo leaderboards. If that sounds like gobbledygook to you, congrats on being an actualized human being. I'd rattle through lessons quickly, earn a 15-minute double XP boost, then maximize that time by rattling through the easy "story" lessons for 80XP a pop. I discovered little bizarre techniques, just so I could compete. These leagues are tough and some participants clearly have bugger all else to do but toil in the Duolingo XP mines. That's where the big boys play, but even getting to that point is challenging. The big papa top league is the Diamond league. There are 10 in total, all of which sound like they're named after Pokemon games: Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald, Pearl and so on and so forth. You start out in "Bronze." But if you gather enough XP, you can gain promotion to higher and more competitive leagues.
#Duolingo meme series#
I was especially entranced by Duolingo's league system.ĭuolingo allows its users to compete with one another in a series of leagues, similar to the ones you might find in video games like Overwatch or DOTA. By that time I'd become a gaunt, hollowed-out XP addict solely sustained by endlessly accumulating pinball scores in Duolingo.
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Diamond don’t know how to order a coffee but I sure can tell you where bookshelf is ♬ Taste It - Iksonīut it barely mattered.
I shall become engorged with its hollow, forbidden pleasures. Let me suck at the teat of this bizarre green owl. Duolingo was a machine designed to make me feel superficially productive. I gobbled up experience points and gems, the game's in-app currency, like a deranged turkey. Those fuzzy feelings were reinforced by all the video game shit Duolingo constantly fed me. I had a baseline knowledge of Spanish (hola, amigos!) so I was breezing through with close to 100% accuracy, a gigantic ego boost that came with fuzzy feelings of achievement. I spent roughly an hour every morning, blasting through the early lessons. Steven Sacco, a retired language professor, spent 300 hours learning Swedish on Duolingo but still managed to fail the final exam of an introductory university course. One found Duolingo was equally as effective as learning in a classroom. Multiple studies speak to its effectiveness as a learning tool. Saturday Night Live even did a sketch on it back in 2019. Duolingo, along with its patented green owl mascot, has penetrated popular culture to its core. It was named Apple's best app of 2013 and has well over 50 million users. Duolingo, an app designed to help people learn any of 40 languages, is extremely popular.
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